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Saturday, July 03, 2010

Worst Videogame Movies

While watching a really bad movie last night a thought entered my head has there ever been a really good videogame movie and that answer to that question is no, so that must mean that any game that is turned into a movie can only be bad however there are levels of bad and the following 5 movies not only scrape the bottom of the barrel but they dig so far down they hit the middle of the earth and cause a earthquake of crap so big the whole world is obliterated.

5. House of the Dead - Uwe Boll is known to be the master of crap when it comes to movies and most of his crap is based on videogames and if you watch this you will see why.
Trying to take a first person shooter and turning it into a movie can be a hard thing however when you give Uwe Boll the chance to shine you get a movie that is so bad you'd rather player the game itself blindfolded while getting your nuts trampled on by a horny elephant.




4. Bloodrayne -  The second of Mr Boll's films in the top 5 and by far his worst one as not only did he choose a really bad game he made a movie that turned out to be even worse than the game itself.
What was on display over the 90 minute running time was reel after reel of pure crap as it showed that the director not only didn't play the game he hadn't a clue on what he was doing as the movie made no sense at all.





3. Dead or Alive (DOA) - This was the movie that made me come up with this list as i have just watched it and i couldn't believe how terrible it turned out to be.
I heard that it was bad however it was one of those times that you had to see it for yourself to see how bad it really is and i can 100% say that this not only deserves to be at number 3 in my list but it should also be put in a crap movie vault and dropped out at sea so nobody has to witness it ever again.






2. Double Dragon - This is the oldest videogame movie on my list and one of the first videogame movies ever to be made and what a way to start.
I wasn't that much of a fan of the videogame itself so why did i even think that they would make a good movie out of it was beyond me however it turned out they didn't as they made it so child like that even a baby would be disgusted by it.
It begs to question though if this was the best they could do why would directors still think it was a good idea to make a movie out of any videogame.




1. Street Fighter the Legend of Chun Li - out of the many videogames that have been turned into movies why is this one the worst, well the simple answer to that question is that it was made when nobody wanted it and it just stands head and shoulder above the rest when it comes to terrible movies.
Like with a few of the movies on this list you have to see it to believe why this is one of the worst movies ever made, however i will give you a warning if you do watch it make sure nobody is around you because you might end off throwing your DVD player at them.

So that is my top 5 there was no room for other crap like the Super Mario Bros movie and Alone in the Dark but that doesn't mean they are not bad movies.






   

1 comment:

James said...

Wow i havent even seen any of them movies and now i dont even want to lol.
Nice post anyway.
Thanks