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Saturday, May 12, 2007

Movie review round-up part 1

Like i said i would have some little reviews up for movies that i've seen in the last few weeks so here goes.

Feast
A group of people get trapt in a dinner while a herd of nasty grusome monster stalk them outside getting ready to open up the diner like a tin opener to a can.
Sounds like this kind of movie has been done before and yes it has however none have been so much fun as this movie, there is the usual gore count, the typical woman/bloke who thinks he is really tuff and can beat the crap out of the beasts himself/herself, the brain dead idiot whos IQ is just barely high enough for him to move and speak, the typical bloke in a wheelchair (well not that typical) and the few cast members who you don't give a crap about.
The film is laced with very good set pieces from the fat idiot getting his eye pulled out to one of the monster getting his giant penis rip off only for the guy in the wheelchair to run over it after it has tried to attack him and so on and so forth.
If you have a chance to check out this film do so as i think you will really enjoy it as i did.
Score=8/10 - Rip roaring fun

Unrest
Now on the flip side from the over the top feast we have this basic silly horror movie set in a teaching hospital where a group of students work on dead bodies gets killed off one by one because of a silly curse that was placed on there cadaver.
Well the synopsis was easy to write which goes to show how basic this film is, if i said that feast was'nt doing anything new well this just takes the biscuit as this is about as basic as a movie can get, nowhere during the movie do you get scared or jump, nowhere during the movie do you care about the characters and everywhere during the movie do you think to yourself when is there something good going to happen.
Billed as one of these movies that you should see before you die at last years horrorfest this movies actually makes you want to die as it's so boring that you will yawn yourself to death.
If you find these kinds of movies entertaining then i feel really sorry for you.
Score=4/10 - Not worth the dvd/film/website space it is on

Right thats part 1 of my movie round-up out of the way as usual part 2 will be up tommorow as i don't want to make this post to big.

So come back tommorow to read what i thought of turistas (paradise lost for us brits) and plane dead.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Where do you find these movies!!! I never heard of them.

Urban Vintage said...

try tv-links.co.uk or alluc.org you'll find them on there